Even 10 years ago, it would have been impossible to imagine any piece of these sentences:
PBS president and CEO Paula Kerger addressed the public broadcaster’s decision to quickly fire Fred Willard from the network’s competition reality show Market Warriors after the 72-year-actor was caught allegedly engaging in a “lewd act” at a Los Angeles triple-X movie house.
“At the end of the week when [Willard’s arrest] became known, we realized that we had to move fast,” she said. “Our concern was his circumstances would actually become a distraction from the series.”
Just to break that down into mentally digestible bites:
• PBS
• Competition reality show
• Fired Fred Willard
• 72 year old for engaging in lewd act
• Because he would be a “distraction”
A 72 year old’s being caught masturbating would be a distraction, from the PBS reality competition series Market Warriors. Which barring that distraction, America will be laser focussed on.
That is all.
The Nikki Finke quote that says it all better than we ever could.
A teacher of mine used to say that “but” is the most powerful word in the english language because it erases everything that comes before it.
This quote comes just below their own headline, Warner Bros Won’t Report Box Office For ‘Dark Knight Rises’ All Weekend “Out Of Respect For The Victims And Their Families”
Of course, we can all understand, the sacred duties of reporting box office must stand before mere human empathy or decency.Keep reading
(catch up with part 1, plus explanation here.)
SEASON 2: EPISODE 1.
OOOO LA LA!
A TREATMENT
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Stacey Grenrock Woods and Richard Rushfield
When we last saw the Gang from Smash…..
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Short answer is it is grandfathered in from the previous era. Too many people are on the record with too many opinions for the Hype/Greater Backlash cycle to really kick in. But there are some traces out there. Stay tuned.
Dateline Westwood, 4pm. I just saw a young woman on the sidewalk in front of a big hotel there, drink in hand, take off her dress, run up and down the block stark naked, in front of several families with their kids, and then put her dress back on and bawl out her friend, screaming at her that she is a f-ing idiot for not remembering to put them on the list for some club they were planning to go to. While the hotel staff cheered her on.
There are times I feel like I’m getting carried away and being hyperbolic with my fall of civilization shtick. But whenever I start to think that, it never takes more than ten minutes for the world to send me a sign that I don’t take it nearly far enough.