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From the film “Too Far From Norm” Directed by classmate Montage of Heck Director Brett Morgen at Crossroads School in Santa Monica in 1987.
Brett Morgen discusses the making of Norm, in my interview with him on the “Education of Documentary Film’s Mad Scientist” at Hitfix.
Jimmy Fallon’s bandleader Questlove happened on the video - debuted last week with the Morgen interview, and used “Fuck This Shit” as the intro music when Jack appeared last week.
Bret Ellis’ “Generation Wuss” Essay should be nailed to the door of every schoolroom and website.
Technically, I prefer “Generation Yay” but I won’t quibble.
When Jurassic Park debuted in 1993, computer generated special effects were barely out of their cradle. A handful of films such as Terminator 2 had dabbled in using digital animation for very specific effects, but no one had yet been able to crack the Holy Grail—making these effects look believably real on giant movie theater screens.
With Steven Spielberg’s dinosaur blockbuster, the effects world took a brontosaurus-sized leap forward into a realm where creatures born on desktop computers could hold their own alongside flesh and blood actors. This behind-the-scenes video from The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences – which you can see exclusively today at Yahoo Movies – gives a glimpse of how Jurassic Park broke wide open the landscape of what was possible in film. The video is an installment of Moments That Changed the Movies, a new Academy Originals web series, debuting Monday.
Today, Jurassic’s towering T-Rex and sleek raptors are still considered examples of top-notch digital effects, but when Spielberg began working on the film, computer effects were still so untested that all involved assumed the film’s dinosaurs would be created largely with animatronic robots. It took a handful of wizards at Industrial Light and Magic (ILM) to convince Spielberg’s team that computer-generated creatures could work even better.
In the end, Jurassic Park featured only 15 minutes of dinosaur footage. But those handful of minutes changed film forever. Suddenly, anything a director could dream up could be put on the screen – tornadoes, snarling monsters and, as we’ve seen nearly ever summer since, wide-scale devastation. But just 21 years ago, the idea of accomplishing such feats was science fiction itself.
11. Dallas
10.Hogan’s Heroes
9. The Rockford Files
8.Little House on the Prairie
7. Battlestar Galactica (Original)
6. St. Elsewhere
5. Mary Tyler Moore
4. Bob Newhart Show
3. WKRP In Cincinatti
2. Hello Larry
1. MASH
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Thanks in large part to girls and women, Maleficent debuted to a powerful $70 million from 3,948 theaters at the North American box office in a major win for star Angelina Jolie and Disney. Overseas, the live-action fairy tale took in an impressive $100.6 million for a worldwide total of $170.6 million.
Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West wasn’t so fortunate, underscoring the risky nature of Western-themed movies. The R-rated comedy, from Universal and Media Rights Capital, opened to a disappointing $17.1 million from 3,158 locations domestically – a fraction of the $54.5 million earned by MacFarlane’s Ted on the same weekend two years ago, or the $49 million debut of fellow Universal R-rated comedy Neighbors three weeks ago (Neighbors continues to dazzle, crossing the $200 million mark globally over the weekend).
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Million Ways placed No. 3 after Maleficent and holdover X-Men: Days of Future Past, which fell 64 percent in its second weekend to $32.6 million for a domestic total of $162.1 million.
Maleficent – featuring Jolie as the infamous sorceress from Sleeping Beauty – marked the best opening of Jolie’s career. In North America, the movie bested the $60.2 million launch of Kung Fu Panda (2008), the $50.9 million grossed by Wanted (2008) and the $50.3 million debut of Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005).
Observers believe Maleficent benefited greatly from targeting girls and moms, the same core audience that turned Disney’s Frozen into a global goliath. Females made up 60 percent of the audience, while 30 percent of ticket buyers were under the age of 18. Maleficent, co-starring Elle Fanning as Princess Aurora and rated PG, also did sizeable family business (45 percent) after earning an A CinemaScore (reviews were decidedly mixed).
Overseas, Maleficent was especially strong in Latin America, representing Disney’s biggest live-action opening ever (excluding Marvel titles).
Still, Maleficent will need to do big business over the course of its run, having cost $175 million to produce after reshoots (there was reportedly tension between Jolie and first-time feature director Robert Stromberg). Producer Joe Roth, the force behind Disney’s live-action fairy tales Alice in Wonderland and Oz the Great and Powerful, also guided Maleficent.
Maleficent didn’t match the $79 million debut of Oz the Great and Powerful in March 2013, or the $116 million opening of Alice in March 2010 (Disney notes that March is far less crowded than summer).
Million Ways to Die, earning only a B CinemaScore and poor reviews, marks the second studio comedy to disappoint after Adam Sandler’s Blended, which debuted to $17.7 million over the long Memorial Day holiday (the three day gross was $14.2 million). Both movies cost $40 million, so their financial risk is mitigated.
MacFarlane’s movie opened day and date in 21 foreign markets, grossing a subdued $10.3 million for a global opening of $27.3 million.
Even though MacFarlane – creator of Family Guy – boasts an enthusiastic, heavily male fan base, Westerns are an inherently tough sell. Also, the raunchy Neighbors is still doing big business in the marketplace, coming in No. 6 domestically with $7.7 million for a stellar domestic total of $128.6 million and world cume of more than $200 million.
Universal and Media Rights Capital reteamed to make Million Ways, which marks MacFarlane’s first turn in a leading role. The anachronistic Western boasts plenty of well-known stars in Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Neil Patrick Harris. Roughly 55 percent of ticket buyers were male, while 28 percent were under the age of 25.
Godzilla and Blended rounded out the top five at the domestic box office with $12.3 million and $8.4 million, respectively. Godzilla finishes the weekend with a domestic total of $174.7 million; Blended, $29.6 million.
Game of Thrones
Veep
Silicon Valley
River Monsters
Workaholics
Cosmos
The Americans
24
Inside Amy Schumer
Bob’s Burgers
Mad Men
Survivor
Restaurant Impossible
Hannibal
Fargo
British Dramatic Serial That Everyone Swears Is Amazing
Bravo Show About Wives Fighting with Each Other
House of Cards
Jack Schafer
And that goes for you too young Hollywood “journalists”
I have only written in 18 of these.
(Not ranked in order)
1.Selfie Round-Up
2. Abs Selfie Round-Up
3. Round-Up of Reaction to Celebrity Abs Selfie
4. This TV Show is the Best Thing To Happen to the World
5. Top List
6. Complete Ranking of Obscure Thing List
7. Obama is Doomed
8. GOP Is Doomed
9. 27 Reasons Why People Who Think (Obama/GOP) is Doomed Are Doomed
10. News for Kids
11. Something from the 90’s
12. How Today’s Tragedy is Like Something From the 90’s
13. A List About You
14. Only This List Understands What You are Feeling Right Now
15. Only This List Loves You for Being You
16. Someone Said Something Horrible.
17.Someone Said Something Horrible: Should They Be Killed?
18.The Internet Demands Person Who Said Something Horrible Be Killed
19.People Who Think Something Stupid
20.People Who Support Someone Who Thinks Something Stupid
20. Think Piece That Makes Interesting Provocative Point In It’s Headline, Before Devolving to Name Calling
21. Women Should Stop Complaining and Just Do —.
22.The Person Who Said Women Should –– is a Moron.
23. Celebrity Babies
24.Can You Believe What a Bad Mother This Celebrity Is
25. But This Celebrity Really Cares About Their Children/Wife/Husband Despite All Evidence of Being a Sociopath.
26. If You Don’t Raise Your Children to Do Headstands At The Dinner Table You”ve Robbed Them of a Future
27.Things That You Didn’t Know About This Thing That We Found On Wikipedia
28.Someone Crocheted a Breaking Bad Thing
29. These Stupid People Are Furious at These Stupid Celebrities
30. Shut Up Gen Y.
31.Reasons People Who Say Gen Y Should Shut Up Don’t Get It
32. Hipster Baiting.
33.Stop Hipster Baiting!
34. I Thought This Thing Was Stupid But Then Looked Closer and It Changed How I Look at Everything
35. A Guy Who is Hot
36. Journey To Outside of Manhattan
37. Where I Speak to One Person Who Confirms My Thesis
38. Here’s What It’s Like When Something Unbelievably Awful Happens to You
39. Here’s What It’s Like to Be The Thing That I Am
40. The New Trailer for Iron Man!
41. How Can That Person Write That? He Has No Math Behind Him? He’s Just Saying Things! Here’s the Numbers! See, He’s Stupid! Parentheses: I’m Smart.
42. Some Tweets About Something that Happened
43. Something That Happened On Twitter
44. GIF Guide to All of the Above