So expect:
• All the dinosaurs to be emotionally shut down because in being dinosaurs they had to kill off an essential part of their humanity.
• The Richard Attenborough character to be played by a smoldering Josh Hutcherson who uses raver technology to make the dinosaur park more rave like, but in an evil way.
• Parallels to the Debt Ceiling Crisis and the 2012 Vice Presidential debate
• Bitcoins
• The entire movie to be set at 5:45 AM
• Lots of scenes of young Jeff Goldblum’s real life, like when he was growing up and considered not going to visit the dinosaur park at all, but ultimately decided to because through a twist of fate, he decided he felt like it.When I reached Chequers, I wondered if the Prime Minister would ever find time to talk to me about Jugoslavia…There were the films; long films, short films, comic films, serious films, sandwiched in at all hours of the day and night. The great men stood by, waiting their turn and hoping that it would not come in the early hours of the morning, a time when the ordinary mortal does not feel at his brightest, especially if he has seen three or four films in succession, but when the Prime Minister, on the contrary, seemed filled with renewed vigor of body and mind.
Towards midnight, in the middle of a Mickey Mouse cartoon, a memorable interruption took place. A message was brought in to Mr. Churchill, who gave an exclamation of surprise. Then there was a scuffle and the film was stopped. As the squawking of Donald Duck and the baying of Pluto died away, the Prime Minister rose to his feet. ‘I have just,’ he said, 'received some very important news. Signor Mussolini has resigned.’ Then the film was switched on again.
”—Fitzroy Maclean, Easter Approaches1. Weren’t the 20’s really just one big rave?
2. Was there Instagram in the 20’s?
3. Wasn’t the Belle Epoque really just one big rave?
4. We can get people to find Leo mysterious and powerful if he wears a white suit and brown vest, can’t we?
5. Wasn’t olde Verona really just one big rave?
6. Do we have the budget to send him to an extra month of scowling boot camp?
7. Is there enough champagne in this movie?
8. For Nick, can emotionally vacant cypher read as “soul in turmoil”?
9. Weren’t some of Fitzgerald’s novels published in 3D?
10. Does someone looking like they are 12 prevent them from being a siren?
11. Can we say it’s not based on the book but on the real Gatsby story?
12. Then can we say inspired by actual events?
13. Wasn’t the Second World War really just one big rave?
Damn those bonny bonny banks.